He may look all sweet and innocent, but I don't think a day has gone by where I wasn't woken up to this asshole's yelling!
Oh and it's not just any yell either....he says "muwahahahahaha" like a horror movie monster!....wtf right?!?
Listen bird, Halloween was over weeks ago, and I am not amused! It is November now, and unless you start singing Happy Birthday to me (Since my bday is one week from today!!) or Christmas carols, I have had about enough of your lip!
Sincerely,
Your friendly (and sleepy!), animal loving, human neighbor.